Saturday, October 5, 2013
My trip to the Dixie Classic Fair, by George*
I went to the fair yesterday. It was very nice. We took my brother Bug and his friend Seth (who is 1 percent evil 99 percent hot gas)** along with us to the Dixie Classic Fair!
While Bug and Seth went on their own, me and mom went to look at some exhibits (for example the Legos). I also played a fishing game where I fished out three sharks and won a Teddy Roosevelt bear I named Dixie.
I also got a coloring book and pencils from the Milk Council where I bought chocolate milk. I also got vanilla ice cream on a cone from the second ice cream seller because the first one didn't have vanilla which was not in his favor as I took my business elsewhere.
After that we got some popcorn and saw a show. The show was about amazing animals that could do amazing things. They even had a liger (a cross between a tiger and a lion). Here is a fact, ligers only exist in captivity.
After that we went to the demolition derby! I did not watch all of the derby.
After that I went to what my mom calls "The German Beer House", which is basically that house obstacle course kind of thing that looks German (if you do not know what I am talking about it's the building next to the haunted house).
After that I found a place where you could get your picture taken with a costume on (the costume choices are gangster, cowboy and civil war soldier). I did my picture dressed as a confederate as you can see above. I even got to put the picture on a wanted poster!
After that (I notice I am doing a lot of after that's) I went on the kiddie swings again, the carousel, then the kiddie swings another time, the giant slide twice, and finally I did the carousel again.
After that I got some maple cotton candy and mom dropped me off at our house first since I was tired. Then she dropped off Seth at his house and went home (Bug was riding with her when she dropped off Seth by the way).
I shared my maple cotton candy with mom, Bug, and dad and went to bed.
* notes from mom: this was not a field trip, just a fun trip, but George enjoyed the comments on his film review so much that he wanted to write more for his fans. :)
** this is George's nickname for Seth and has been for years. I cannot explain it, but he and Seth delight in it.