George (wrapping up a story about a girl he doesn't like): ...that's why I don't like girls. They're all mean.
Me: Personality traits aren't gender specific. Do you know what that means? Gender specific?
Me: It means exclusive to either males or females. There are girls who are mean but there are also boys who are mean. Right?
Me: So please don't be a misogynist.
George: What is that.
Me: Someone who hates all girls.
George (delightedly): Yes! That's my kind of personality!
Me: That's not true. You don't hate me.
Me: And one day you will fall in love with a girl. You will be powerless to her beauty!
George: OK, note to self: get blind.
Me: [laughs uncontrollably]
George: Get deaf, too.