Tuesday, September 18, 2012

Peek In or The Rest of Day 22

Come quickly! Let me give you a glimpse of what it's like to work with George!


George (wrapping up a story about a girl he doesn't like): ...that's why I don't like girls. They're all mean.

Me: Personality traits aren't gender specific. Do you know what that means? Gender specific?

George: No.

Me: It means exclusive to either males or females. There are girls who are mean but there are also boys who are mean.  Right?

George: ...

Me: So please don't be a misogynist.

George: What is that.

Me: Someone who hates all girls.

George (delightedly): Yes! That's my kind of personality!

Me: That's not true. You don't hate me.

George: Hrm.

Me: And one day you will fall in love with a girl. You will be powerless to her beauty!

George: OK, note to self: get blind.

Me: [laughs uncontrollably]

George: Get deaf, too.



Yarddawg said...

Sounds like a typical kid to me.

Lucy Cash said...

If by "typical kid" you mean "80 year old curmudgeon" then yes, I agree.