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George (wrapping up a story about a girl he doesn't like): ...that's why I don't like girls. They're all mean.
Me: Personality traits aren't gender specific. Do you know what that means? Gender specific?
George: No.
Me: It means exclusive to either males or females. There are girls who are mean but there are also boys who are mean. Right?
George: ...
Me: So please don't be a misogynist.
George: What is that.
Me: Someone who hates all girls.
George (delightedly): Yes! That's my kind of personality!
Me: That's not true. You don't hate me.
George: Hrm.
Me: And one day you will fall in love with a girl. You will be powerless to her beauty!
George: OK, note to self: get blind.
Me: [laughs uncontrollably]
George: Get deaf, too.
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2 comments:
Sounds like a typical kid to me.
If by "typical kid" you mean "80 year old curmudgeon" then yes, I agree.
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